I believe this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, more info I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Perhaps it's time change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a flock of chickens came out from behind a building. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe what just took place. Seriously, I feel I'm going to faint! The whole thing was just beyond belief.
- It's unreal
- Like, for real
- I need to document this
See ya later! You won't believewhat comes up!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?